My ex is so stupid
Went out drinking last night with Martin, and then went round the uni ripping stuff up and being a nuisance. Originally we went back to his friend's chalet, and I ate some noodles, bitched about a guy in philosophy, and then half passed out on the chair.
Me and Martin then left, and the cold seemed to have woke me up. We bumped into an ex, and so we sat around and pissed her off. She got up and went to a different computer lab after I pulled her chair from under her, and then threw it down the corridor. Me and Martin then stood around and decided to follw her, and annoyed her a bit more. When we were bored of that we walked out, and I carried the bin out with me. We then rode the disabled access lift up to the topfloor, and I threw the rubbish from the bin all over the place, and we walekd back down. On the way down we ran into an open classroom with nobody in. We went in and started drawing on the board, on the walls, etc. I drew pictures of penises, with the word "penis" written underneath. I then proceeded to overturn tables, and I broke a projector I think.
I also ripped down notices in the Finance department. The notices were for grades and classes. I hate that department, and I was glad to rip it down.
Then we walked out the back way to avoid security. On the way back to the flat we over turned bins, and I emptied a bin out by the castle. I then threw part of a bin onto the roof of the sports pavilion, but it rolled off.
When I got back, I ate a Kit Kat, and then lay in bed and listened to music until I fell alseep.
I walked past the way I came from last night, to see what remnants of the previous nights work remained. In all truth they had done a pretty good job of cleaning the mess up, and the classroom which we wrecked had the door closed. There was still one thing that I had ripped off a wall that was lying in the corridor. The Finance notice board was completely empty. We shall see how long it takes them to put all the stuff back up.
I felt vaguely guilty about all the stuff this morning, but I didn't really care.
Yesterday I did my last politics presentation, it went ok, although I think the teacher broadly disagred with me. I have to meet up with two other people because I got landed with doing a debate about George Orwell for politics. The reason I got roped in is because the 6 people with the highest average mark over all the seminars had to form the panel. I was one of those six, therefore I have to be on the panel for the debate. It's mildly graitfiyng that I'm doing better at the unit than most of my peers.
Me and Martin then left, and the cold seemed to have woke me up. We bumped into an ex, and so we sat around and pissed her off. She got up and went to a different computer lab after I pulled her chair from under her, and then threw it down the corridor. Me and Martin then stood around and decided to follw her, and annoyed her a bit more. When we were bored of that we walked out, and I carried the bin out with me. We then rode the disabled access lift up to the topfloor, and I threw the rubbish from the bin all over the place, and we walekd back down. On the way down we ran into an open classroom with nobody in. We went in and started drawing on the board, on the walls, etc. I drew pictures of penises, with the word "penis" written underneath. I then proceeded to overturn tables, and I broke a projector I think.
I also ripped down notices in the Finance department. The notices were for grades and classes. I hate that department, and I was glad to rip it down.
Then we walked out the back way to avoid security. On the way back to the flat we over turned bins, and I emptied a bin out by the castle. I then threw part of a bin onto the roof of the sports pavilion, but it rolled off.
When I got back, I ate a Kit Kat, and then lay in bed and listened to music until I fell alseep.
I walked past the way I came from last night, to see what remnants of the previous nights work remained. In all truth they had done a pretty good job of cleaning the mess up, and the classroom which we wrecked had the door closed. There was still one thing that I had ripped off a wall that was lying in the corridor. The Finance notice board was completely empty. We shall see how long it takes them to put all the stuff back up.
I felt vaguely guilty about all the stuff this morning, but I didn't really care.
Yesterday I did my last politics presentation, it went ok, although I think the teacher broadly disagred with me. I have to meet up with two other people because I got landed with doing a debate about George Orwell for politics. The reason I got roped in is because the 6 people with the highest average mark over all the seminars had to form the panel. I was one of those six, therefore I have to be on the panel for the debate. It's mildly graitfiyng that I'm doing better at the unit than most of my peers.
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